Most Points Scored: Slob On My Cobb - 154.1
Least Points Scored: Taco Corp - 75.4
Unsung Heroes of the Week: Eli Manning - 40.1 Points
Biggest Fantasy Duds: LeSean McCoy, Calvin Johnson
Best Waiver Pickup: Eli Manning (Slob On My Cobb) - 40 Points
Shooter McGavin - 132.2
Kissing Suzy Kolber - 80.0
Andrew Luck. Enough said. I could stop there but then I'd be forgetting about Jordy Nelson, who spearheaded a massive outburst of points for Shooter yet again. This is the fourth straight week Nick has topped 100 points to open the season and 9 straight weeks dating back to Week 12 of 2013. He's won 7 in a row spanning two seasons and remains undefeated for another week but he faces his bitter rival, brother and clone, Chreeyusz this week and interesting enough, he has NEVER defeated Chreeyusz in 3 matchups all-time. He'll need some more "Luck" to rewrite history. For KSK, they dropped their second straight week in blowout fashion once again. The addition of Jimmy Graham stunted the performance of Megatron and DeSean Jackson as they combined for single digits. Once this team clicks as a unit they will remain very powerful but Vinnie will hope to avoid a loss to the winless Schmeckles next week.
The Heismanberg's - 99.6
Taco Corp - 75.4
Everyone knew it was only a matter of time until the Cookie Man claimed his first victory of the 2014 season. Wrapping it up early on Sunday, The Heismanberg's were propelled by free-agent stud Matt Asiata and Keenan Allen, overcoming a rough showing from Captain Kirk Cousins. Now that Peyton and Demaryius' byes have ended, watch out for the Cookie Man to sneak up on the rest of the league as he will be fighting for a playoff spot. As for Dave, his team took a step back but the blame could be appointed to the Seahawks bye. I fully expect Dave to bounce back next week in a crucial matchup against longtime-rival, Dom Caputo and Team SSPD. Dave should take comfort in knowing he has a stud tight end in Martellus Bennett and with a re-emergence from Doug Martin, his team could be a problem in the next few weeks.
The DrewBree Brothers - 118.3
Slob On My Cobb - 154.1
Josh may have supplanted Nick as the top dog after this weeks performed, as his team flexed its muscles to a blowout win over Aaron. This was the most points scored by a team all season and Slob On My Cobb is really starting to hit it's stride. 6 out of 7 players scored a touchdown for Josh, including Larry Donnell who had three from Eli Manning, whom he both snagged off of waivers in recent weeks. As Julius Thomas and Andy Dalton come back from bye, Josh will look to defeat his main rival, Joe, in attempt to separate himself in the AFC. As for the Brothers, it was a tough luck loss as they scored nearly 120 points and had no chance from the beginning after the Giants' game. Aaron and Drew should be pleased they got another huge performance from Touchdown Antonio Brown while Eddie Lacy finally found the endzone and positive yards. Next week should be a little more generous as they take on The Heismanberg's in their final divisional matchup.
Team SSPD - 100.4
Coach O'Shea - 86.6
Dom does it again. The magical season continues past Week Four as he knocks off another tough team in Coach O'Shea. A questionable trade for Nick Foles made Team SSPD lose Jimmy Graham but his other additions, Delanie Walker and Fred Jackson came through clutch along with Reggie Wayne and Ahmad Bradshaw. If Dom's team continues to produce, he could finally wind up in the playoffs and possibly a division title. He looks to keep it rolling against Taco Corp next week. As for Coach O'Shea, it was another disappointing week for LeSean McCoy and Arian Foster which has now placed Joe back at 2-2 for the season. Still toting a lot of firepower, he faces Josh next week in a huge battle for division supremacy.
The Nard Dawgs - 104.3
Team Next Year - 117.2
Two teams playing for a chance to move back to .500 and Chreeyusz came up aces with a depleted roster. Starting an unknown Branden Oliver and an unproven Dolphins defense. Both turn in unexpected performances to give Team Next Year another win. Frank "The Tank" Gore turned back the clock one more time and scored a huge 55-yard touchdown to seal the victory. Chreeyusz looks to win his third in a row against his brother, whom he's never lost to in his career. Will's team played well without their best player, Gio Bernard and fall to 1-3 with plenty of time left in the season. Alfred Morris continues to be a bright spot but the duo of Brandon Marshall and Brandin Cooks was extremely underwhelming in a relatively close loss.
Vinegar Strokes - 127.8
Sch'dy Schmeckles - 99.1
The Schmeckles ran into another buzzsaw this week in the Vinegar Strokes as Brian got Jamaal Charles back healthy and his team is really starting to click. Getting contributions from everyone of his roster, the Strokes are in midseason form with alot of time left in the season. Kelvin Benjamin and Lamar Miller selections have guided Brian to the third highest scoring team in the Slushie Sundays league. Next week, he takes on Will in an attempt to keep pace in the division. Chris' team has had brutal luck so far and it could get worse as he takes on his Lake George counterpart, Kissing Suzy Kolber, searching for his first win. Philip Rivers is a huge asset but he needs the rest of team to follow suit.
Andrew Luck. Enough said. I could stop there but then I'd be forgetting about Jordy Nelson, who spearheaded a massive outburst of points for Shooter yet again. This is the fourth straight week Nick has topped 100 points to open the season and 9 straight weeks dating back to Week 12 of 2013. He's won 7 in a row spanning two seasons and remains undefeated for another week but he faces his bitter rival, brother and clone, Chreeyusz this week and interesting enough, he has NEVER defeated Chreeyusz in 3 matchups all-time. He'll need some more "Luck" to rewrite history. For KSK, they dropped their second straight week in blowout fashion once again. The addition of Jimmy Graham stunted the performance of Megatron and DeSean Jackson as they combined for single digits. Once this team clicks as a unit they will remain very powerful but Vinnie will hope to avoid a loss to the winless Schmeckles next week.
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| J-Man: Jordy has Shooter's team playing extremely well. |
Taco Corp - 75.4
Everyone knew it was only a matter of time until the Cookie Man claimed his first victory of the 2014 season. Wrapping it up early on Sunday, The Heismanberg's were propelled by free-agent stud Matt Asiata and Keenan Allen, overcoming a rough showing from Captain Kirk Cousins. Now that Peyton and Demaryius' byes have ended, watch out for the Cookie Man to sneak up on the rest of the league as he will be fighting for a playoff spot. As for Dave, his team took a step back but the blame could be appointed to the Seahawks bye. I fully expect Dave to bounce back next week in a crucial matchup against longtime-rival, Dom Caputo and Team SSPD. Dave should take comfort in knowing he has a stud tight end in Martellus Bennett and with a re-emergence from Doug Martin, his team could be a problem in the next few weeks.
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| Hauling "Ass"iata: Has Cookie found a diamond in the rough yet again? |
Slob On My Cobb - 154.1
Josh may have supplanted Nick as the top dog after this weeks performed, as his team flexed its muscles to a blowout win over Aaron. This was the most points scored by a team all season and Slob On My Cobb is really starting to hit it's stride. 6 out of 7 players scored a touchdown for Josh, including Larry Donnell who had three from Eli Manning, whom he both snagged off of waivers in recent weeks. As Julius Thomas and Andy Dalton come back from bye, Josh will look to defeat his main rival, Joe, in attempt to separate himself in the AFC. As for the Brothers, it was a tough luck loss as they scored nearly 120 points and had no chance from the beginning after the Giants' game. Aaron and Drew should be pleased they got another huge performance from Touchdown Antonio Brown while Eddie Lacy finally found the endzone and positive yards. Next week should be a little more generous as they take on The Heismanberg's in their final divisional matchup.
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| There goes that MAN. DeMarco Murray is on pace to break some serious records. |
Coach O'Shea - 86.6
Dom does it again. The magical season continues past Week Four as he knocks off another tough team in Coach O'Shea. A questionable trade for Nick Foles made Team SSPD lose Jimmy Graham but his other additions, Delanie Walker and Fred Jackson came through clutch along with Reggie Wayne and Ahmad Bradshaw. If Dom's team continues to produce, he could finally wind up in the playoffs and possibly a division title. He looks to keep it rolling against Taco Corp next week. As for Coach O'Shea, it was another disappointing week for LeSean McCoy and Arian Foster which has now placed Joe back at 2-2 for the season. Still toting a lot of firepower, he faces Josh next week in a huge battle for division supremacy.
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| Reggie's Still Got It. Can he lead Dom to the Playoffs? |
Team Next Year - 117.2
Two teams playing for a chance to move back to .500 and Chreeyusz came up aces with a depleted roster. Starting an unknown Branden Oliver and an unproven Dolphins defense. Both turn in unexpected performances to give Team Next Year another win. Frank "The Tank" Gore turned back the clock one more time and scored a huge 55-yard touchdown to seal the victory. Chreeyusz looks to win his third in a row against his brother, whom he's never lost to in his career. Will's team played well without their best player, Gio Bernard and fall to 1-3 with plenty of time left in the season. Alfred Morris continues to be a bright spot but the duo of Brandon Marshall and Brandin Cooks was extremely underwhelming in a relatively close loss.
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| Feed Frank = Chreeyusz Wins |
Sch'dy Schmeckles - 99.1
The Schmeckles ran into another buzzsaw this week in the Vinegar Strokes as Brian got Jamaal Charles back healthy and his team is really starting to click. Getting contributions from everyone of his roster, the Strokes are in midseason form with alot of time left in the season. Kelvin Benjamin and Lamar Miller selections have guided Brian to the third highest scoring team in the Slushie Sundays league. Next week, he takes on Will in an attempt to keep pace in the division. Chris' team has had brutal luck so far and it could get worse as he takes on his Lake George counterpart, Kissing Suzy Kolber, searching for his first win. Philip Rivers is a huge asset but he needs the rest of team to follow suit.
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| Kelvin Benjamin looks like a lesbian amongst boys out there. |
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