WILL GAVIN'S SEXY SIX-PACK PICKS: WEEK FIVE EDITION

So I finished 2-4 during Week 4, guess who’s trending up? But seriously, I apologize for the 8-16 atrociousness on the year so far. To be fair, if we remove the 4 games I’ve been in myself (in which I have been 0-4..) that makes my record 8-12 which is.. yeah I get it, it’s still pretty bad. Bye weeks are upon us in full force, and we enter the part of the season where who you start/sit will make a huge difference. Anyways, here’s my picks for the week:

Record YTD: 8-16

Last Week: 2-4

Brule’s Rules Vs. TEAM RUTHLESS

Winner: Brule’s Rules

​Joe has Seattle D, his new acquisitions of Drew Brees and Coby Fleener on bye, and Dez Bryant’s status is shaky. The Colts play the Bears, and should score some points this week. Nick continues to roll to the tune of 5-0.

TY Beanies Vs. Team New Year

Winner: TY Beanies

​Again, byes make a big impact this week. Allen Robinson and Russ Wilson on bye for Chris, and Josh with seemingly a full line-up. Josh moves to 4-1.

The Shitty Beatles Vs. Why You Pee on My Car?

Winner: Why You Pee on My Car?

​Aaron’s acquisition of Edelman makes a big difference this week with Brady’s return. His team looks to be a serious contender with this trade and the emergence of Jimmy Graham in the Seattle offense. Dom will need some big unexpected games from a few players to pull out a win this week. 

Start The Carr Vs. EBDB BnB

Winner: EBDB BnB

​Tevin Coleman’s sickle cell disease means Devonta Freeman may get heavy RB duties. Despite it being against the Broncos, he scores and adds to a bounce back week from Deandre Hopkins. Ben looks to start a pair of Philly RB’s, and will need nice games from both to stay in this one. 

Sch’dy Schmeckles Vs. Hogan Knows Best

Winner: Hogan Knows Best

​Will hopes that good matchups for James White and Brian Hoyer can help piece together a win this week. For Chris, Rodgers and Lacy go up against a Giants D that has impressed so far, although the Packers are fresh off of a bye week, so this one is anyone’s guess.

Kissing Suzy Kolber Vs. Thor’s C*** Hammer

Winner: Thor’s C*** Hammer

​Mark Ingram and Brandin Cooks are on bye, but Vinny does get Brady back in a glorious matchup against the Browns. Brian’s pair of Falcons travel to Denver to see if they can keep their hot streak alive. Demarco Murray continues to look like the best fantasy RB in the game.