WILL GAVIN'S SEXY SIX-PACK PICKS: WEEK FOUR EDITION

Another rough week for Will on Sunday, let's hope he can bounce back this weekend (unless he picked against your team).

Record YTD: 6-12

Last Week: 1-5

Hogan Knows Best Vs. Kissing Suzy Kolber

Winner:  Kissing Suzy Kolber

​Lots of discussion this week finally led to a blockbuster trade that sent Vinnie's most potent offensive weapon in OBJ in exchange for some serious roster depth. Stafford has a nice matchup against Chicago this week for Vin, and Will’s Christine Michael can’t turn in a repeat performance against the Jets. 

Don’t Fuck With Mickey Mouse Vs. U Guys Got Halo 2?

Winner: Don’t Fuck with Mickey Mouse

​Brian’s roster is riddled with Questionable status players, but he’s got plenty of depth to deal with that (A bench that boasts Jordan Howard, Marvin Jones, and Steve Smith (who I dropped..) must be nice). Dom is thin at running back, and Peterson does not sound like he will be a contributor this season, leaving Dom in a tough spot.

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Team Ruthless Vs. Sch’dy Schmeckles:

Winner: Sch’dy Schmeckles

​Le’veon Bell is back. Unfortunately, Eli is running into the Minnesota D this week, which has looked unstoppable. Chris has Aaron Rodgers and Eddie Lacy on Bye, but still looks to have a starting lineup that is capable of scoring some big points. 

Brule’s Rules Vs. TY Beanies

Winner: TY Beanies

​Nick's trio of Colts exploits the Jags defense but Josh’s roster is just too powerful at this point to drop a game. He continues to roll, and has the highest scoring team of the week.

EBDB BnD Vs. Team New Year

Winner: EBDB BnD

​Kelvin Benjamin and Deandre Hopkins are the beneficiary of good matchups this week (against Atlanta and Tennessee) and both have nice weeks. Jameis plays the Denver defense and the Chiefs D plays the Pittsburgh offense for Chris, bringing his team back to earth. 

Start the Carr Vs. Why You Pee on My Car

Winner:  Start The Carr

​Throw projections out the window, because Ben has proved ESPN wrong in 3 straight weeks now. Deangelo Williams looks to be relegated to the bench now that Bell is active, although Ben does get Jamaal Charles back soon, who he hopes will return to full form. Brandon Marshall goes up against the Seahawks secondary, and Aaron has a hard time filling his RB2 spot.