WILL GAVIN'S SEXY SIX-PACK PICKS: WEEK THREE EDITION

Week 3 Picks

Rough week last week going 1-5 boys. Yikes. Here’s to bigger and better things.

Record YTD: 5-7

Last Week: 1-5

Kissing Suzy Kolber (1-1) vs. Brule’s Rules (2-0)

Winner:  Kissing Suzy Kolber

​Odell Beckham Jr. has been uncharacteristically quiet to start the season. That changes in this matchup against Josh Norman where he snags 2 TD’s. The Colts offense is surprisingly quiet against the Chargers for Nick.

EBDB BnB (0-2) Vs. Why You Pee on My Car? (1-1)

Winner:  EBDB BnB

​With the exception of the QB spot, Dave still has a roster worth fearing from week to week, and he proves that this week despite his 0-2 start. Aaron’s team will ebb and flow with the Steelers offensive success this year. They play well this week, but Dave’s team plays better.

Team New Year (1-1) vs. Hogan Knows Best (1-1)

Winner:  Hogan Knows Best

​One of the great rivalries in all of Slushie Sundays takes place this week as Will and Chris duel it out with fire in their blood, both desperate to improve to 2-1, and lead their middle of the road squads towards the playoffs. Carson Palmer shreds up the Bills secondary while Jameis has a consecutive rough week. Suck it Chreeyusz.

TY Beanies (2-0) vs. Dirty Birds (1-1)

Winner:  Dirty Birds

​Josh has all the hype this year. It’s no surprise considering his roster looks like a starting pro bowl squad. But Brian has dominated this league for far too long to be intimidated by any team. For 5+ years Brian has consistently performed in this league, putting up numbers no other owner can touch. I know how much it hurts to read this. It hurts me to write it. Brian takes down Josh in the highest scoring game of the week. 

Start The Carr (2-0) vs. Team Ruthless (101)

Winner:  Team Ruthless

​I don’t think anyone saw the young pup Ben Fontana’s team starting 2-0. I predicted he’d slow down last week, but apparently I was a week too soon. The Vikings D meets up with the Panthers and underwhelms. Deangelo Williams can’t play like this forever, right? Randall Cobb and Dez Bryant flex their fantasy muscles, and Eli rebounds this week as Joe wins. 

U Guys Got Halo 2 (0-2) vs. Sch’dy Schmeckles (0-2)

Winner:  U Guys Got Halo 2?

​2 solid teams that are 0-2 to start the year and risk falling to 0-3. Dom’s desperation is obvious given his offer to put his entire team on the trading block. Will Fuller continues to impress and Amari Cooper scores 25 to help Dom win.