Resident Guest Picker Willy Gavin is back with his picks for Week 5. Last week, Whitt had a rough go of it in his inaugural week, only hitting 2 out of 6 matchups.
Season Total: 2-4
Last Week: 2-4
Week 5 Predictions:
Team New Year Vs. Schenectady Schmeckles:
Schenectady Schmeckles - Brady and Edelman connect early and often against Dallas to give Chris Casey a big splurge of points. Team New Year fails to break 90 points as Jarvis Landry and Greg Olsen are on bye.
The Apocolypse Vs. Date Rape Bill Crosby
Date Rape Bill Crosby - Julio Jones bounces back from last week with a 20 point fantasy outing. Eli Manning comes back down to earth and struggles to move the ball against the 49ers.
F*cking Thundercunt Vs.Taco Corp
Taco Corp - Seattle's defense shuts down Andy Dalton, and Denver bottles up Latavius Murray. Gio Bernard hits a 50+ yard run and leads the Bengals and Dave’s team to a close win.
Prestige Worldwide Vs. Super Mario-ta Brothers
Prestige Worldwide - Brandin Cooks finally proves his worth. Demarco Murray and Marshawn Lynch both play, but combine for less than 10 points.
Destroy Him Vs. Kissing Suzy Kolber:
Kissing Suzy Kolber - Martavis Bryant is overlooked by the Chargers defense on Monday night, giving Vinnie a come from behind win. Blake Bortles turns in a disappointing performance.
Sweet Drippins Vs. Veto Corleone:
Veto Corleone - Jeremy Maclin turns in a 10 point, 100 yard performance to lead Ben to his second win. Aaron gets little to no production at the tight end position, with Jordan Cameron on bye.
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