Wednesday, September 30, 2015

WILL GAVIN'S SEXY SIX PACK PICKS - WEEK FOUR EDITION

The newest feature to the Slushie Sundays blog. Notorious fantasy sports handicapper William "The Greek" Gavin will begin each week with his predictions for every matchup.

Week 4 Predictions:
Highlighted Matchup:

Veto Corleone Vs. The Apocolypse:
Prediction: Veto Corleone. Positive Wide-receiver matchups make up for shaky RB play to give Ben his first 100 point outing of the season in a tight game. 

Taco Corp vs. Destroy Him:
Prediction:  Destroy Him. Dave’s young team cools off a bit while Dom pumps out another consistent performance with his trio of fantasy veterans. 

Sch’dy Schmeckles Vs. Prestige Worldwide:

Prediction: Prestige Worldwide. Without the deadly combination of Brady and Edelman, Chris’ team struggles for the first time this season. Meanwhile, Andrew Luck gets back to his old self, topping 30 points this week. 

Team New Year vs. Date Rape Bill Crosby:

Prediction: Date Rape Bill Crosby: Brian goes below 120 for the first time all year. Christian gets a positive contribution from Greg Olsen, but doesn’t have the firepower to keep up with Brian’s record-breaking team. 

Kissing Suzy Kolber vs. Sweet Drippins:

Prediction: Sweet Drippins: Rodgers, Lacy, and Odell perform but are not enough to make up for a balanced performance from Aarons squad of Antonio Brown, Brandon Marshall, and Tyrod Taylor , AKA T-Mobile (who scores with his feet and his arm this week).

The Upper Deckers vs. Fucking Thundercunt:

Prediction: The Upper Deckers. Josh gets a big performance from Andy Dalton, which is negated by another big game from AJ Green of Wills squad. Both teams score below 110 this week. 

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