WILL GAVIN'S SEXY SIX-PACK OF PICKS: WEEK ONE EDITION

After his inaugural season of selections was universally received by all, Big Willie Style is back in 2016 making his expert predictions with his "Sexy 6-Pack" (featured above). Expect this to once again be a weekly occurrence as we track Will's progress throughout the season. In addition to a weekly preview from Will, expect some additional Slushie Sundays content up our sleeves as well.

Week 1 Picks

Record YTD: 0-0

Last Week: Offseason, Ya Dingus

U Guys Got Halo 2? (Dom) Vs. Brule's Rules (Nick)

Winner: Brule's Rules

​Nick is happy to have Andrew Luck back in his line-up, and so is TY Hilton as they put up big points against the Lions. Adrian Peterson gets plenty of touches, and Cam scores at least twice, but it’s not enough to give Dom the W over his brother. 

EBDB BnB (Sweedae) Vs. Hogan Knows Best (Will)

Winner: EBDB BnB

​Strong performances from running backs and Deandre Hopkins give Dave the edge while his dual tight ends don’t product like he is hoping. Will gets less than 20 points from the RB position while the rest of his team keeps it close (hopefully..)

Start the Carr (Cookies) Vs. Kissing Suzy Kolber (Vinnie)

Winner: Start the Carr

​Vinnie appears to have drafted well again, as he looks to have one of the stronger starting line-ups in the league. However, Ben wins this one because of favorable matchups for his running backs (who square off against the Redskins, Chargers, and Browns). He also gets an early nomination for corniest team name of the year.

Team New Year (Chreeeyusz) Vs. Sch’dy Schmeckles (Chris)

Winner: Team New Year

​Kirk Cousins throws for 3 touchdowns but the rest of the Schmeckles fall flat this week. Chreeyusz gets steady contributions from his whole team, as well as a big game from Golden Tate.

Big Hug, Little Hit (Juice) Vs. TY Beanies (Mommy Slut)

Winner: TY Beanies

​Josh is the recipient of a strong draft, and a very good week 1, as his team looks potentially fearsome top to bottom to start the season. Shady scores on the ground and by reception while I sing the Buffalo Shout song in my living room, and Joe scores 120+, but it’s not enough.

Dirty Birds (Heh) Vs. Why You Pee on My Car? (Aaron)

Winner: Dirty Birds

Lack of production from the Murray’s at running back are made up for by good weeks from the Jones’s at WR and Philip Rivers for Brian. For Aaron, Antonio Brown faces off against Josh Norman and is held relatively in check (as much as Antonio Brown can be, that is.)